Milwaukee's Best find's its niche

Found at Screenhead.

On Paris Hilton

Probably not the first time she's gotten a face-full of white stuff.

Profiles in Chutzpah

Sen. Kennedy to Publish Children's Book

NEW YORK - Meet the latest children's author, Sen. Ted Kennedy, and his Portuguese Water Dog, Splash, his co-protagonist in "My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington, D.C."

Scholastic Inc. will release the book in May.

"I am very excited about the opportunity to create a book for young readers and their families that will deepen their understanding of how our American government works," Kennedy said in a statement Monday issued by Scholastic.

According to Scholastic, Kennedy's book "not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life, but also explains how a bill becomes a law." Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat, was inspired to write the book from his work with a Washington-based reading program, "Everybody Wins!"

Senator Kennedy has a Portuguese water dog? Named Splash?

Suggested Rhymes: deep, keep, creep, weep

...and the race is on to see which country-western singer will be the first to record "I just went to sleep".

Alta Vista has a sense of humor...

Sex with a lonely woman

Gentle Reader,

Posting has been, and will continue to be, very light for the next few weeks. Readers are encouraged to assume that I am doing important and exciting things.

Powerline named TIME Magazine's "Blog of the Year"

I'd like to think that this is indisputable proof of the mainstream media's acceptance that blogs are legitimate vehicles for news and opinion, but I suspect the editors of TIME Magazine are just smart enough to understand the financial rewards and cultural cachet to be realized by throwing a few meaty tablescraps to the hounds.

Can't wait to see what Nick Coleman has to say about this...

Update: Any bets whether or not TIME's editors were monitoring the results of the 2004 Weblog Awards before going to print?